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Tweeter-in-Chief: Ten Times Trump Trolls…Trump?

By Darrell Roberts 

President Trump has sent lots of tweets. The best tweets. Nobody tweets better than he does. On occasion, Donald Trump has offered sage advice or astute observations that he himself does not seem to follow.

*IF* the President had long term self-awareness, he might reasonably regret more than a few of his past tweets. Please, enjoy ten tweets of Trump trolling Trump.

May these tweets remind all to think before tweeting.  As Abraham Lincoln famously stated, “men should utter Twitter nothing for which they would not willingly be responsible through time and eternity.”

Ten- Transparency:

Agreed! Longest. Audit. Ever.  Nobody cares?

Nine- Resistance:

Wonder how much Soros pays Trump to march? Double whammy!

Eight- Solutions:

Bingo! Must’ve been before Henry Ford’s “vicious” attack on you.

Oh, that certainly would be a plausible explanation for the Ford tweet.  Unfortunately, if you don’t catch a hacker in the act–well, never gonna catch ’em.  After all, computers are hard and it could have been China, some 400-lb. guy, or anyone else in the world (not named Russia of course). For fun, let’s look at who you blame on Climate Change, Brexit, and the initial failure of “Trump Don’t Care.”

Seven- Syria:

ALL CAPS? All caps on the internet means YOU REALLY MEAN WHAT YOU WRITE! I know it, you know it, and everybody knows it. What? AND YOU USED ALL CAPS!

Six- Walls:

Just a hunch, but did you forget to put the #SAD and/or #LOSER at the end? But now.

Five- Healthcare:

Et Tu, Trump? 

Four- Presidential Golf:

Let me guess, he missed your Soros funded protest march? In case you forget all of your golf outings, Mr. President–here is a link that is keeping count for you, sir.

Three- Religious Tolerance:

Sage advice and it ends IN ALL CAPS.  But…explain this. Later in 2015. In 2016. In 2017.

Two- Lies:

Ted Cruz? Probably.  However, he’s not the only one “caught in so many lies.”

One- Attention Seekers:

Serious question, sir. Are you self-aware? After all, you did capitalize Fake and News–everyone knows that is not a real news outlet–thus, no need to capitalize either since no pronoun is “there-there.” Make Words Great Again

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About Darrell Roberts (23 Articles)
Writing is my passion, whether you agree, disagree, love, or hate the expression of my passion is not important. What is important, is that those that read my words are never bored by doing so.

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